Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Rainolism

Rains are here again! When it rains in Mumbai, it pours. A hell lot of technological advances has created a lot of alternate 'things to do' in this season, apart from the obvious 'getting drenched'. Social media featuring prominently amongst them.
  • Facebookers to the rescue of meteoro'logical' department (Category: Social Media) I can't remember the last time we saw 'logic' in the department's predictions. Today, the number of friends you have on social media platform helps you plan. For those who got drenched on their way to office, how many times do you have to be reminded to check the status updates of your friends before making plans! If there are status updates remotely close to 'I got drenched', 'stuck in a jam at Andheri', 'Milan subway is clogged', 'Just walked through knee deep waters to reach office' etc., then you know what to expect. So look out for the update. If your friends consider themselves even remotely 'cool', you can bank on them to update their status via mobile of his/her herculean task of beating the rains at their own game. 'Sharing' is your ticket to social acceptance.
  • Facebookers to the rescue of News Channels (Category: Social Media) It's considered hip to be the first to update 'It's raining.' The fact that you are not blind to see it yourself does not matter because your friends had the grey cells to identify that it is actually water coming down from the clouds above. And like Archemedes, they emphatically updated their status message with this discovery to stake their claim of being the most clued on. Life is a race brother, and Facebook is the Olympics. An optional 'I love rains. Don't you?' is a good conversation starter.
  • The Kite Runner (Category: Things 'to do' in office) Buy a car, dude. And wish for the rains to come down heavily. And then pray for the source of your attention to leave office when it is raining the heaviest. There are a lot of kites without strings flying around, especially in this season. Glances will turn into smiles, then to conversations and finally to the coffee table, if you are willing to offer a ride back home. Mumbai rains, Mumbai traffic and Mumbai's auto/taxi drivers combine to make a dangerous concoction and you can play the antidote! Rains can bring out the gold digger in you. Time to get working!
  • The age old adage (Category: Lifestyle) Come rains, and it's 'Late to Office, Early to home' for Mumbaikars. Who says Pub's defined the term 'happy hours'?

Enjoy the rains!

10 comments:

Shruti said...

Ah! So it finally rained on your blog after those long months of dry spell :P
And seems like it's raining all over, the new rain-wala template infuses a breath of fresh air to your blog + it speaks volumes of your love for rain :D

I almost took the 'facebookers to the rescue of news channels' title dil-pe coz I had updated a similar thing on Fb some weeks ago! Yes, it seems I am that 'clued on' ;-D

Oh! need I say that the post exudes your trademark rugged wit at its best? ;)

Sashu... said...

loved reading you after what seems like ages!! :)

Geetika said...

Hey came to your page after ages! you've got your fans balu so keep writing! :)

दीपशिखा वर्मा / DEEPSHIKHA VERMA said...

wow, humorous and witty..loved it ! :)

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Rane (The Orchid with All Shades Pink) said...

:( :(

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