Monday, November 30, 2009

News Article: College Site Hacked?

*This is purely a work of fiction and a figment of writers imagination*


Nov 30, 2009

Qutab Institutional Area, New Delhi

Shockwaves spread across the country as reports of hacking of a prestigious Delhi based management school's website started trickling in. Mr. Vivek Raveendran, who noticed a change in the website of his college in the wee hours of early morning while still chatting with 4 female batchmates in the name of group discussion, was the first to call up yeM Bee yAe Campus News correspondent Swaminathan to report this incident. Incidentally, he demanded 150 Rs. to divulge more details, citing girlfriends birthday and rising internet charges.

"I was discussing what to have for breakfast in college canteen tomorrow with my project partner Pooja, when I decided to pay my second visit to our college's website. The last time I had done so was when i was checking my admission status, and my computer had succumbed to a deadly virus attack. In a way I am grateful because that was how I got this new PC. I have been eyeing this new laptop a junior brings to college everyday and been after dad to get me the same. Dad's decision of not getting me a new one till the time my PC is up and running was causing me a lot of emotional stress. I thought that visiting my college's website again could be beneficial because being a computer engineer myself, I had full confidence in the virus. But what followed surprised me! In place of the old site, there was this swanky new site with colourful images all over. The surprise soon became shock when I saw a common link in almost 70% of the images. The face of my very good friend, Saurabh Baju. Every 2nd photo, he was there. Being a computer engineer from a reputed college, I knew in a jiffy that the site has been hacked by Saurabh Baju", Vivek said.

Mr. Saurabh Baju, 26, a second year MBA student from this Delhi based management institute managed to create a stir with harakiri on the official website of his college. What followed were frantic searches and phone calls to Saurabh by friends and professors in vain. Not-So-Jigyaasu Bharadwaj and Bash-wat Mishra were teary eyed at the sudden disappearnce of their friend and his so called resurfacing all over college website in different poses. "He was a normal boy. I always used to laugh when he used to claim that he was an engineer. I thought he couldnt uncode even a girl, and here he was claiming to be a guru of codes. I had my suspicions when he started getting his snaps clicked at different places in college, but never knew he would use them to hack the site and upload his pics there. Suddenly, he is the hero and everyone wants to know more about him. With just 4 months left in college, he has poured cold water on all my plans to impress girls with my coding skills. Everyone calls him the dark coder now. I am reduced to a nobody", said a teary eyed Not-So-Jigyasu Bharadwaj. His close friend, Bash-wat Mishra was equally surprised, "I had once caught Baju chatting under the pseudonym of Vampire_Innocent Kiss. I was sure of one thing, this guy can do anything to impress the fairer sex. But, I never knew he was this sharp". A wonder eyed, cute looking junior who had not known of Baju's existence till today morning was full of praise for him. "Oh!! He looks so cute with that silver frame and that charming smile. And he's got brains too. I loved the snap on the home page where he is in his blazer looking intently at the laptop. So intelligent he looks there.....and so cuteeeee!! Awwwww. Plus the one where he is sitting between the exchange students. He is a cutie pie. And ya ya ya...the one where he is sitting at the dhaba. Holy cow!! I think i am in love with him. Saurabh, if you are reading this....come back soon....and marry me please!!"

Saurabh Baju remains missing and no one knows his whereabouts. But everyone is full praise on the new website he has gifted to the college, peppered with his pictures. Baju has just written his name in the history books of the college. A prodigy is born.

-
yeM. yeS. Swaminathan,
yeM Bee yAe Campus News Correspondent

14 comments:

pooja said...

the first hand report of the launch of college website was indeed a one with lot of spices.how could someone be away and yet be so clear of college happenings..kuddos idea!!

Sandeep Balan said...

@pooja

he he he he...humaare haath kanoon se bhi lambe hain. Baju is a star :P...no? spices....where...when..how? :P :P

Mohita said...

Baju ki baja daali!!!

Jigyasu said...

Whoa!! mate.
Mujhe bhi lapete mein le liya.
The post is great as usual.
Not-so-Jigyasu... hahahahaha
Reminds me of a prof of mine. He said once that I shud've been named Santosh. Neways, his proves that ur roots are firmly in FORE.

Sandeep Balan said...

@mohini

baju koi baaja thodi naa hain joh main bajaaon? he is a star...a superstar in his own right! :-)

Sandeep Balan said...

@not-so-jigyasu

he he he...FORE? wat FORE? whr FORE? :P roots....woh kya hote hain bhai? :P :P

whrz bash-wat? n yaa...been a while since i took a dig at college! opportunity mila...le liya :P

●๋•guℓѕнαn●๋•™ said...

:D :D Funny...enjoyed all through...like your blog name...am surrounded by malyalee colleagues and frnds..and every time someone pronounces something in English in malyalee accent immediately i think of your blog.. :)

Sandeep Balan said...

@gulshan

dank you...oops...thank you...Eye yam obliged yand honoured! :P

glad that you liked the post *baju will be such a happy soul today...wipes away tears* :P ;-) :-)

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